Master chief sucks at halo 3

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The Master Chief action figure from the web series Arby 'n' the Chief plays through Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on his own live stream show in his human owner Jon's absence. Master Chief enters the room wanting to play more Halo, saying that Arbiter's 10 minutes is up. Arbiter says that he thinks that the amount of time Arbiter gets compared to Chief is not fair. Chief calls Arbiter a traitor to Bungie because the two of them were both from the Halo franchise and he is playing games made by Nintendo. Chief watches Arbiter play for a bit and then decides that he wants to give it a try, to see if it is as bad Ocarina of Time.

After playing for a short amount of time, he decides that it is worse than Ocarina of Time. He tells Arbiter to stop playing so that he can play Halo. Arbiter tells him to let him save his game first, but then Chief unplugs the Wii. The first episode of a series that is the sequel to the Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy. Master Chief is continuing to suck at every game he plays, especially Halo 3, and has become a lonely alcoholic Master Chief and the Arbiter discuss various issues such as the reaction from Bungie of the first episode and the undeserved sense of accomplishment when sporting the katana.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

Master Chief also unveils his plot to obtain the Recon armor from Bungie. Bungie has given Master Chief the secret Recon armor thanks to the Arbiter, but the Chief has developed a terrible attitude as a result, and unleashes it by doing something terrible.

After griping about Forge, the Arbiter challenges Master Chief to a one-on-one duel on Halo 3, but it doesn't last long when the Arbiter gets a kill that should have been the Chief's.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

For reasons unknown to Master Chief, Halo 3 multiplayer is exceptionally laggy and decides to give Devil May Cry 4 and Call of Duty 4 a shot, demonstrating a whole new level of suckage. After a failed attempt at getting to the hidden easter egg on the last level of Halo 3's campaign mode with the Arbiter, Master Chief begins to broaden his horizons and decides to give the Arbiter's new favorite game a shot - Super Smash Brothers Brawl. After a sickening display of Master Chief's behavior around girls on Xbox Live, the Arbiter takes it upon himself to teach Master Chief how to act appropriately around women.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

Inspired by seeing the new Forge visual filter objects in the Legendary Map Pack, Master Chief is inspired to create his own map. After the Arbiter plays a headache-inducing game with a few super serious Halo 3 players, Master Chief inquires about a mysterious package that has been delivered to Jon, the house owner, and discovers later that night that the contents of the package will change his and the Arbiter's lives forever. Todd has stolen the love of Master Chief's life, and Travis has made a complete fool out of him.

As a result, a disgruntled Chief approaches the Arbiter during an irritating game of Grand Theft Auto IV online and tells the Arbiter of his plans to teach Todd and Travis a lesson that they will never forget. When the Arbiter makes a bet with Master Chief whether or not he can create a good machinima, Master Chief fails among the usual gang, but is picked up by an eccentric movie producer in Los Angeles who eventually requests that Master Chief relocate to the City of Angels.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

Will Master Chief fail miserably, or end up living up to his expectations in Master chief sucks at halo 3 Angeles, leaving Todd, Travis, Cortana and his only true friend, the Arbiter, behind him? Picking up from where episode 11 left off, Todd, Travis and the Chief get into an epic rumble that eventually gets broken up by the Arbiter and Cortana. However, the next morning, Todd and Travis are nowhere to be found, and Cortana blames the Chief Something strange is going on.

After Chief finally Master chief sucks at halo 3 hold of the new map, Cold Storage, he returns only to find that Cold Storage has been removed from his Xbox. Master Chief introduces the Arbiter to a new friend he met over Xbox Live who claims to be a professional major league gamer.

However, the Arbiter has a plan to tip the scales in Master Chief's favor. Xbox Live has fallen into a chasm of utter chaos; an intermittent game glitch is causing players' Katana body pieces and Security shoulders to vanish, as well as denying players the ability to unlock certain achievements, and Master Chief has now fallen victim to it.

Master Chief throws the Arbiter, who couldn't care less about the situation, into the middle of the chaos in the hopes that he'll realize just how big of a deal it is, and somehow put a stop to the madness. With Master Chief at his side on the sofa, the Arbiter is taking refuge within Snowbound's underground cave to avoid the masses of raging rioters everywhere across Xbox Live in response to the in-game glitches causing their katana body pieces and Security shoulders to disappear.

However, he is not alone; three other players are taking refuge with him, one of them obviously on the brink of insanity, but can any of them be trusted? Master Chief resorts to watching game strategy videos on the Xbox Live dashboard to increase his Halo 3 skills and after that plan fails miserably, a hacker takes advantage of Master Chief's emotional instability and makes him an offer he can't refuse.

In hopes to balance the uneven ratio of bad machinima to good, Master Chief pitches the idea to the Arbiter of founding their own machinima production company. The Arbiter wakes up hung over the morning after the day of the Mythic Map Pack's release. With a non-existent memory of last night and Master Chief nowhere to be found, he must retrace his steps and trigger flashbacks in order to piece together the events of the night and find the Chief.

The foundations of Master Chief and the Arbiter's machinima production company have been constructed as well as the script for Master Chief's film, but tempers flare when Master Chief begins to prioritize his own power and status over the important things about the filmmaking that attracted Arbiter to the project in the first place. During a game of matchmaking on Halo 3, the Arbiter comes across a couple of players protesting against the release of Resident Evil 5 claiming that the game is "racist and insensitive", and to his surprise, discovers that Master Chief stands alongside the protesters despite him playing the game with the Arbiter not even a half hour earlier.

A matchmaking game of King of the Hill on Guardian mysteriously breaks down due to an unknown error, and as Master Chief, the Arbiter and six other players refuse to leave because of fear of losing experience points or other personal reasons, they are forced to mingle with one another. Tempers shortly flare though as each player has a different favorite machinima director and ends up deating a portion of the level to himself, and it's up to the Arbiter to put everything right. Master Chief and the Arbiter wait for the imminent release of the Halo: Reach beta.

While the Arbiter is excited but perfectly willing to wait, Master Chief is not, and will take drastic measures to play it early. The Arbiter arranges to provide technical feedback for the Halo: Reach beta on the Bungie forums and discuss it among peers-- that is, if he can pry Master Chief from playing the beta. The Arbiter returns home from a terrible day at university to find Master Chief pretending to be a pirate. Master Chief makes fun of the Arbiter while he attempts to better his drawing skills and challenges him to a rude competition. Master Chief grows bored with Halo 3 and decides to play the Reach beta to kill time until its September retail release, and is choked when the Arbiter tells him the beta is now unavailable.

The Arbiter attempts to play Demons' Souls on PS3 without Master Chief realizing and freaking out, as his allegiance lies absolutely with Microsoft and their products. Halo: Reach has finally hit store shelves, but Jon's copy has been lost during his move to a new apartment. Master Chief challenges the Arbiter to a competitive match in Halo: Reach, Chief teamed up alongside his team of "noobs", who all exploit anything they can to win. It's Halloween, and after a late night of playing the Living Dead playlist, Arbiter tries to get some shuteye. However, Master Chief insists he get up early to play Infection custom games with him to celebrate the holiday.

A typical uneventful day for Master Chief and the Arbiter, a chronic arachnophobe, is turned upside down when a large tarantula finds its way into Jon's apartment. Master Chief and the Arbiter awaken on Christmas morning, ed by Greg the tarantula, and exchange gifts, following a jarring glimpse of events to come.

The Arbiter wastes no time going forward with his idea: developing his own gaming news show; though he struggles to come up with material, a task made no easier being badgered by Master Chief. Arbiter catches up with Claire during a match on Halo: Reach, whom he hasn't seen in a long time. He also works hard at developing his show Master Chief has another online encounter with Cody, elite Reach player and future wedding security team member, and Chief challenges he and any teammates of his to a private match.

The Arbiter tries to swallow the news that Claire is the bride of the upcoming wedding, as well as plenty of booze.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

Their self-confidence rocked by the abysmal online performance of their Hypernews pilot episode, Master Chief and the Arbiter decide to celebrate their hard work regardless and dedicate the day to playing Drunken Halo. A ly encountered matchmaking player calls out Master Chief on his complete lack of skill, and Chief goes to Arbiter for some training.

Arbiter apologizes to Claire for his drunken remarks from before. As Arbiter continues to train Master Chief to be a better Halo player or at least trieshe receives an invite from Trent to tour his in-game church. Master Chief continues his Halo training with the Arbiter. When Arbiter tells him to be nice that he's making progress, Chief decides to take action and show Trent's security duo Cameron and Cody what he's made of.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

With the help of cameraman Greg the spider, Master Chief and the Arbiter tape and air their second episode of their time-travelling gaming news show, Hypernews. Arbiter bonds with Claire in some Double Team Matchmaking games before attending Trent's Master chief sucks at halo 3 stag party the night before the wedding -- but Master Chief refuses to let him go alone. After discovering Trent Donnovich is being unfaithful to Claire who is to be his bride in less than 24 hoursArbiter and Master Chief are banned from the ceremony's server and blocked from communicating with Claire in any fashion.

The toys must find a way to re-enter Master chief sucks at halo 3 server and stop the wedding before it's too late With a list of 'leet hacks' at the ready, Arbiter and Master Chief prepare to take down the Donnovich wedding and stop Claire from making the biggest mistake of her life. Four months have passed since the wedding crash punctuating season five. The toys are still banned from playing Halo online. Master Chief resorts to drawing on the walls and burning holes in the carpet to fill his days.

The Arbiter, having not spoken to Claire in some time, has become a full-blown alcoholic and has convinced himself he has absolutely no control over his life. Greg has been nowhere to be found. In response, a ruthless clan of hackers known as Chaos Theosis rises and threatens to wreak havoc online with an illegal software patch commonly referred to by underground hacking communities as FragBan, which allows patched players to place an irreversible console ban on any player he or she frags in the game as well as steal that player's personal information, unless TOSERS is immediately dismantled and its moderators are removed from gameplay Master Chief follows through with his decision to apply to the TOSERS in-game police organization to have his online multiplayer access reinstated.

Arbiter refuses to him, unable to shake himself out of his depressive funk. Meanwhile, the Chaos Theosis clan continues its merciless ram throughout online matchmaking. Master Chief collapses from exhaustion after a full day of moderating duty. The Arbiter can't sleep and decides to play through the night -- and a newly promoted Claire is ased as his supervisor. Master Chief and the Arbiter are in the belly of a private hacking server at severe risk of having their console irreversibly banned and must find a way out, but not without the hack files they came for. Meanwhile, the toys are still stuck in a power outage.

Master Chief and the Arbiter, having pinned up mugshots of each member of the Chaos Theosis clan on the apartment's front door their "hit list"label each with their gamertags and settle on tracking and taking out the youngest member of the clan first, Claire's killer -- Adam.

Kylie confronts Duncan regarding his avoidance of the tasks ased to him by Clyde, and the toys bicker over who to make their next target. The Arbiter is rudely awakened in the middle of the night on Christmas eve by the sounds of Halo gameplay and Master Chief's cussing.

Master Chief and the Arbiter face off with Trent Donnovich, who has been revealed to be behind Chaos Theosis and their attack on the network. The episode opens with a glimpse of the future two months from the present, following a clan of trolls who infiltrate an online in-game memorial service for a deceased teenage Halo addict armed to the teeth with heavy weaponry with the intention of decimating it. The clan is also revealed to have a couple of unexpected members.

In the present, tension between Cortana and Chief is sky high, and Arbiter undergoes a traumatic event. Master Chief secretly orders and collects a mysterious package. Meanwhile, the personalities of the trio of trolls depicted in the glimpse of the future in the premiere episode slowly begin to unravel. Arbiter further searches for ways of coping with his deterioration. Meanwhile, Master Chief pursues the woman of his dreams, Emma -- who merely spoke to him for thirty seconds and sent him a clan invite -- and Eugene punishes a player unfamiliar to him who has been trolling matches and forums poorly, falsely claiming to be a member of Eugene's clan in the process.

Master chief sucks at halo 3

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